Welcome to the Hall of Magnificent Bastards

Welcome to the Hall of Magnificent Bastards.

We're an organization that's committed to recognizing the Movie, TV, Lyrical, and Literary characters that have traditionally flown beneath the radar. You won't find the Luke Skywalkers of the fictional world in our hallowed halls, but you will find the Jek Porkins.

We've said too much.

Take a second and explore. You owe it to yourself.

Current Inductees

You may remember Austin Millbarge and Emmett Fitz-Hume from the movie, Spies Like Us. They saved the world from nuclear war? Remember now? Well, regardless, they're both enshrined in the Ace Tomato Co. sponsored wing of the Hall.

Surely you remember former The Ohio State University quarterback turned F-B-I Agent Johnny Utah? No? He's only the agent that took down one Bodhi and the rest of the dead presidents. Who are they? Only one of the most successful bank robbery outfits in U.S. history. Really? Bodhi and Johnny Utah from Point Break don't ring a bell? Phooey.

Oh and Bodhi's in the Hall, too. Mainly 'cause he sported the Reagan mask. We never much cared for LBJ.

Gelatinous Cubes are Godless Killing Machines. Be afraid, be very afraid. Especially if your house/apartment is fitted with 10'x10' corridors or walkways. Or if you've angered some high level mage. Or angered that morbidly obese guy at the comic book shop who claims that he lost his virginity to a girl at a Canadian summer camp in the 7th grade, but she was unfortunately murdered by a roaming gelatinous cube.

Carbonite Han Solo from Star Wars never said much, but the expression on his face did the talking for him. It was a long, cold winter for him in the warm, warm desert of Tatooine.

What accolades best suit Jek Porkins from Star Wars? Hero? Lover? Beautifully sloven?

Hawk from Buck Rogers is in the Hall.

Dean Wormer

Duffy Moon

Hey, Elf Who Shot the Food (from the Guantlet Video Game)! The valkrye needed that you little punk. And while you're at it why don't you stop trapping me up against the door that the hordes of undead are streaming through.

Hawk (from Buck Rogers)

Jek Porkins (from Star Wars)

Johnny Utah (from Point Break)

My Daff Son Who Keeps Breaking His Leg in the Oregon Trail Video Game

Nate and Hayes

Tek Jansen (from the Colbert Report)

Yukon Cornelius (from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)