Welcome to the Hall of Magnificent Bastards

Welcome to the Hall of Magnificent Bastards.

We're an organization that's committed to recognizing the Movie, TV, Lyrical, and Literary characters that have traditionally flown beneath the radar. You won't find the Luke Skywalkers of the fictional world in our hallowed halls, but you will find the Jek Porkins.

We've said too much.

Take a second and explore. You owe it to yourself.

Special Commentary Unrelated to Carbonite Han Solo by the Catastrophising Drifter from the Future (In a Bobby Hat)

Special Commentary by the Catastrophising Drifter from the Future (In a Bobby Hat)

Catastrophising Drifter From the Future

All of you are going to die.

Horribly.

Oh, if I could but verbalize the harrowing, apocalyptic visions that have seared themselves upon my eyes.

The end is nigh, naive citizenry. Live well, for the future holds agony, betrayal, and the loss of all that you hold dear.

I bid all of you, Good Day.

Carbonite Han Solo from Star Wars never said much, but the expression on his face did the talking for him. It was a long, cold winter for him in the warm, warm desert of Tatooine.

What accolades best suit Jek Porkins from Star Wars? Hero? Lover? Beautifully sloven?

Hawk from Buck Rogers is in the Hall.

Dean Wormer

Duffy Moon

Hey, Elf Who Shot the Food (from the Guantlet Video Game)! The valkrye needed that you little punk. And while you're at it why don't you stop trapping me up against the door that the hordes of undead are streaming through.

Hawk (from Buck Rogers)

Jek Porkins (from Star Wars)

Johnny Utah (from Point Break)

My Daff Son Who Keeps Breaking His Leg in the Oregon Trail Video Game

Nate and Hayes

Tek Jansen (from the Colbert Report)

Yukon Cornelius (from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)