Where Have I Seen Bodhi Before?
You know that time you were in 1st Federal trying to open up a free student checking account only to be interrupted by Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, Lyndon Johnson and Jimmy Carter entering the bank brandishing firearms?
Those were the Ex-Presidents and behind the Ronny Reagan mask was their leader, Bodhi.
Where Have I Seen Johnny Utah Before?
Remember the FBI agent with the trick knee and the strange speaking cadence that was always running after Bodhi and the rest of the Ex-Presidents?
That was Johnny Utah. Former "the Ohio State University" quarterback and current undercover FBI agent.
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Johnny Utah is an EFF-BEE-EYE agent. Note the cadence.
If a wanted convict jumps out of an airplane with the last parachute, the best course of action if you are an EFF-BEE-EYE agent is to jump after him. A no brainer, really.
The Ohio State University football team had a bad run of recruiting.
Anthony Kiedis' achilles heel is being shot in the foot.
Never initiate a drug raid while one of the neighbors is mowing his lawn. If you have no choice and later need to keep one of the drug dealers from killing a fellow agent by ramming his face into the mowing blades, the safe play is to shoot the lawn mower instead of the drug dealer. It's in the FBI field manual.
Bells Beach, baby. Bells f*cking Beach.
Prior to becoming a business consultant that helped with the downsizing of Initech, Dr. Cox from Scrubs was previously employed as an extremely loud police sergeant.
Official FBI dress code allows for all denim.
Bodhi didn't have a lot of free time. The Ex-Presidents were credited with robbing 27 banks in 3 years. Nine banks a year requires a lot of planning. Throw in the extra surfing, skydiving, the dance lessons at various summer camps and the recording of the hit single "She's Like the Wind" and it's no wonder he kept LBJ around as an administrative assistant.
Spanish speakers around the globe officially retired the phrase "Vaya con Dios," after Johnny Utah seized it and made it his for ever, Brah.
Thoughts Unrelated to Bodhi and Johnny Utah by the Catastrophising Drifter from the Future (In a Bobby Hat)
Special Commentary by the Catastrophising Drifter from the Future (In a Bobby Hat)
100% pure adrenaline, indeed.
You know what is also 100% pure adrenaline?
Watching your entire world crumble around you in a cataclysmic array of fireballs, mushroom clouds, earthquakes, locusts, and radioactive, morbidly obese neighbors attempting to run from said calamities.
Chew on that, Brah.
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